Monday, November 5

Chez Bumper

I think I have found a new stylist:

She's affordable.

She can be paid in Smarties and I enjoy the conversation.

She always tells me I have nice hair.
It seems worth the whacks to the head.

And totally steering and careening way off topic...

Check out the top result for google searches that lead straight to me:



  1. hee - yah, uh... sorry, can't help you - I love everything swedish
  2. purse things are always on my list
  3. yuck - the toenail clipping shows up every now and again
  4. this one just got a song stuck in my head (which is fine with me)
  5. this is a new one
  6. and this one is always, ALWAYS on my list - snowsuits for adults - I dunno, the image always makes me giggle - I know it's a normal thing but for some reason, snowsuits on adults make me giggle.

11 comments:

Lisa said...

I have a really inexpensive masseuse at my house. ;)

Mac and Cheese said...

I'm just grateful to have been directed back to your post about the Ikea catalogue. I laughed as much the second time around.

crazymumma said...

Have her do your hair just like the little girl in The Ring.

Naomi (Urban Mummy) said...

I love all things Swedish too. Possibly hails back to a cute swedish boy I met in Australia many years ago! Ha ha!

something blue said...

I laughed out loud at your searches.

Your stylist also has gorgeous hair!

SciFi Dad said...

Oh my, Bumper is just too cute for words, seriously.

My daughter likes to do hair too, but mine's not so fun since I maintain it at around 1/2" long all the time.

ali said...

i'll do your hair...and you can pay me in smarties...mmm...smarties...

mamatulip said...

I would love it if I could see a grown man in a one-piece snowsuit.

Mimi said...

We get smacked on the head a lot too ;-)

Want to Google your way straight to me? 'Baby ate philodendron.' Just got another hit today. Sigh.

bubandpie said...

I can't get over Bumper's bangs! Pie's bangs just twist into a giant spiral curl, right in the middle of her forehead.

Heather, Queen of Shake-Shake said...

Ahhhh, my curly hair aches to be brushed out. It almost makes me want to spend an hour straightening my hair just so it could be brushed.

I lurve crazy google searches.