The Big Tease

Okay, if you came here from Oh, The Joys, WELCOME! But if you didn't come from there you must go visit The Bloggess in order to make any sense of what is going on below so go read her post first (that is, if you are going to BlogHer this year -- if not, you probably won't care to read the rest.)

Because only someone who has followed the yellow brick road, uh I mean teaser trail, understands why I'm screaming out just one random-looking word, like this one:

NOW GO HERE ASAP: The Velveteen Mind

Why are you still here?

The Big Tease

HEY! If you haven't read this post over at Playgroups are No Place for Children, please PLEASE start there, otherwise this will make no sense (like anything I say makes sense but that's a detail I'm just going to ignore.)

BUT if you came from Jennifer's playgroup then proceed at your own risk and remember that...

... WHAT?

You need to know how to get through this thing called life?

Well I can't tell you, you just will have to go on over to see what the lovely and vivacious Megan over at the Velveteen Mind has to say about that.

Then you can go and see the beautiful Mrs. Fussypants about that fussing in your pants.

Now if that last line didn't confuse you enough, go see the ridiculously attractive Caffeinatrix to get your fix.

And after drinking that down, end the trail with WOLVERINES!!!!!! Because every story should end that way.

Teaser #2

I know it's Monday morning (well at least for another hour or so in my books) and maybe your brain is feeling kinda fuzzy. Maybe it needs a bit of a work out to get you ready for the week ahead. That dreaded, long, torturous week that stretches so long sometimes before the next weekend comes (or is that just me?).

Anyhow:

Just start here at Teaser #1 (if you haven't already been there) and then just like the tease that I was accused of more times in the past than I care to count... here is Teaser #2:


Now go to Teaser #3 to find out what's next.

And after that go to Teaser #4 and you'll see a pattern.

See? Look, it's Teaser #5!.

And then... (that's right... drumroll please....) Teaser #6.

Got it? Good.

Oh and I didn't forget my usual injection for Monday Mornings: Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

And right now sexy open shirt Chuck is waiting for you to go to the next Teaser.