HEY! If you haven't read this post over at Playgroups are No Place for Children, please PLEASE start there, otherwise this will make no sense (like anything I say makes sense but that's a detail I'm just going to ignore.)
BUT if you came from Jennifer's playgroup then proceed at your own risk and remember that...
You need to know how to get through this thing called life?
Well I can't tell you, you just will have to go on over to see what the lovely and vivacious Megan over at the Velveteen Mind has to say about that.
Then you can go and see the beautiful Mrs. Fussypants about that fussing in your pants.
Now if that last line didn't confuse you enough, go see the ridiculously attractive Caffeinatrix to get your fix.
And after drinking that down, end the trail with WOLVERINES!!!!!! Because every story should end that way.