I signed up for NaBloPoMo because I figure I'll sleep when I'm dead and this is what happens - over 1000 unread posts in mah poor old bloated reader?
Google can't even be bothered to tell me exactly how many I have in there because they figure at this point "f*ck you motherbumper, there ain't a snowballs chance in hell that you are going to find the time to read all this stuff so why should we bother to tally it up (bitch)". Seriously - I think google calls me names and is verbally abusive every single freakin' chance it gets. I have no proof, but I can feel it in my bones, IN MY BONES I SAY.
For the record, I didn't get enough caffeine today and our alcohol supplies have run dry. All work and no something something makes motherbumper a dull blogger.
15 comments:
There's only one thing to do. Hit the 'mark all as read' and then have a cocktail or two or five. Just saying. :)
OMG! I got all yawny and tired when I opened up my Reader and there were 126 posts to read, so if I saw that, I'd have had to log off.
It makes me tingly that you came by and visited me, though. If I had alcohol supplies, I'd totally share them with you.
and you obviously have the time to visit FADKOG's blog. Look at that window sitting open there next to the Reader window of death.
I'd be jealous, but I'd've done it too.
Precisely why I don't do NABLOPOMO. I'd suck.
All the extra posts to read is killing me. I'm trying to keep up but it is getting difficult!
Yeah 1000+? I'd mark them all read and start clean.
THAT'S why I didn't do NABLOPOMO. I would totally fuck it up.
I'm with Sandee. Mark all as read, except mine, 'cause you don't want to be missing out on my potty training updates.
holy geez! best of luck with that hot mess.
i've been marking all as read lately. there's just TOO much. also, i'm kind of an asshole. haha. kidding, of course. mostly.
LOL! that was hilarious!
1000+ WOW. I've never hit that. Duuuude. It is bad when Reader stops caring. I bet when you hit 2000+, it just says "Please Hit Mark All As Read".
Kyla's comment makes me laugh.
Heh, heh! I like this post--too funny! You sound a bit nuts.
See? This is why I only post once or twice a week. I do it for you, hon. I'm a giver.
At least your browser didn't get all cocky and call you "beyotch". That would've been super-weird.
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