Sunday, October 18

Coming to a city near you... it's MOTHERBUMPER LIVE!



Do you live anywhere near the following cities?

TORONTO
BOSTON
NEW YORK CITY

Yes? You do? AWESOME -- check these awesome tidbits out:

TORONTO
Catherine of Her Bad Mother fame and I are leading a course called Hands On Small Business (HOSB) over the next few weeks and there are four opportunities for you to join in. In a nutshell this is a course put together with the lovely ladies of Kirsty and the lovely techie folks of Microsoft for entrepreneurs to learn more about free online and social media solutions that can help their small businesses.

The course is FREE FREE FREE so register today. Hey, did I ever mention that in a former life sans enfant I was a Microsoft developer? No? Well I was and I'm lending my expertise to those who want it. Booyah.

BOSTON & NEW YORK CITY
Next weekend I will be leaving my poor family behind for an entire week so that I can party in Boston and New York City with YOU, HP, and the Aiming Low crew. But in order to party with us you must register and space is really limited so do it now, like RIGHT NOW.

Did I mention we will be giving stuff away in addition to the booze and chance to touch my left breast (which is like my favourite breast and I just don't offer it up to anyone - you have to register to touch it, just ask my husband)? We will be in Boston on October 26th and New York City on October 28th so get ye self registered post haste.

Seacrest out.

For those outside of this geographically specific post, my apologies, I'm working with the powers to be to appear in your home as soon as possible, when you least expect it, whether you want me to or not. BOO-YAH.

5 comments:

for a different kind of girl said...

For a second, I thought that marquee read 'HARDCORE' and that made me even more sad that I was nowhere near those locales to see you, because if there's one way I want my motherbumper, it's hardcore.

Until science allows for cloning or CNN perfects their hologram technology, I fear we'll never be in the same place at the same time.

6p00d8341bfdc553ef said...

Bummer you're not coming to this coast. Which, considering HP and Microsoft are both headquartered on this side, makes no sense to me. I'm just saying.

6p00d8341bfdc553ef said...

That last comment was from me, the weirdgirl. I don't know why my typepad id is not working. I probably need your workshop.

Heather said...

you are welcome here anytime, sadly I won't be making it to any of the places you listed. *pout pout*

Velma said...

It's a total bummer that I missed you in Boston. Am desolate I missed the shindig. :(