About a month ago, I wrote a post about assorted items on my brain tray and one of those juicy grey-matter gems was how I couldn't believe that I hadn't tried Minute Rice until now. I referred to Minute Rice as being easy (in a bow-chicka-bow-bow way) and how I'd make it my booty-call because it's so damn easy. But the kind of booty call that would be wined and dined before establishing regular booty-call status because I'd want to cultivate some respect for the boot-ay before booty-ing.
So a little while after that post, I received an email from Minute Rice saying something like "we are so glad you like Minute Rice, can we send you a thank you gift? No catch, we just want to say thank you and glad you enjoyed the product."
And I'm like "I called your product easy in the loose morals sense of the word."
And they were like "that's okay, we are at peace with the fast-paced lifestyle and questionable morals of our product and want to say thank you - give us your address**"
And I'm like "Wait a sec, is this Minute Rice really a Nigerian princess who needs to move money out of the country and you want me to launder her funds?"
And they were like "ummmmm..."
And I was like "It's okay, I'm kidding - not about your product having questionable morals but the Nigerian princess bit - and I love gifts but only if I can share the booty."
And they said "You are weird and that's okay. We are a bit confused but yes, we will let you spread the Minute Rice joy.**"
So I am going to have a random draw for five readers to get free Minute Rice yo. All you need to do is leave a comment on this post and I'll randomly pick five freakin' winners who will each recieve a coupon for any Minute Rice product (up to 14oz) of their dreams. What are you waiting for - FREE RICE! [contest ends June 9th, winners contacted via email, and must be willing to provide mailing address - also this is open to residents of North America - no free rice for the rest of the world]
** not the real conversation but I was reading between the lines - my side was pretty much accurate and yet, they still sent me stuff.