What I like about it:
- backs into a ravine which is sweet - no surprise future construction to block views
- boasts seven-thousand square feet - should be enough for storing my extensive and almost complete beanie baby collection
- has a dramatic foyer just made for me and my over-the-top dramatic entrances - I like to pretend I'm Scarlett O'Hara and do the whole "As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. " all while waving around a ham sandwich
Except.... what I really need to know is "maliciously maintained" mean slashed drapes or is there actual blood-splatter on the walls?
Someone's office staff really needs to learn to be less reliant on spell check. Like I'm one to talk but hey, I love pointing fingers.