Monday, March 31

Monday Morning Chuck #74231


Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was:
if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

I'm on the road with Bumper doing a Down East tour. Why do I feel the need to mention that? Because I'm eating donairs at KOD, and you aren't.

Consider yourselves lucky that you don't need to smell my breath.

xo
motherbumper

13 comments:

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

Enjoy your trip, hon! See you in two days!!

Run ANC said...

Having a brain lapse here...did you already answer all the questions? If not here are two:

What's with you and Chuck Norris?

Do you like coffee as much as I do?

Jess said...

Donairs for breakfast?

You're more homesick than you realize!

mamatulip said...

Wow. The neck bandanna really adds to the whole look.

Kyla said...

What are donairs? Is this a Canadian thing?

the mama bird diaries said...

It's so good to see Chuck on a Monday morning.

Have a good trip!

Janet said...

Enjoy (the trip and the donairs).

PS Can I offer you an Altoid?

Anonymous said...

How dumb am I for thinking that Donairs were somehow related to donuts?

11111111 said...

Yum. Donair-kabob-things. Yummo.

Anonymous said...

Wow, I am very impressed to see KOD in the Wilke Encyclopedia! They have made it in the world! Enjoy it for me!

petite gourmand said...

mmmm Donairs.......have a fun trip!

ms blue said...

Einstein was so ahead of his time. Have fun!

NotSoSage said...

Damn. I'd smell your breath if that's what it would take to get my donair fix.