Thursday, October 25

If this doesn't scare you, what will?

The bug frightened me but if I saw these pumpkin carvings on a doorstep I'd either run away in horror or channel my inner teenager and smash the damn things.

Yes folks, they are freakin' pumpkins:



Which one would you smash first?

16 comments:

something blue said...

Wow the women of The View on pumpkins! You know you've made it when people carve your portrait on fruit. Be careful when smashing them because you can pull out your back if you lift a heavy pumpkin up over your head and it falls behind your back. Not that I'm talking from experience. Oh no, not me! Bwah-haha...
It's safer to kick them in the face. Now do I have to choose?

nomotherearth said...

I like pumpkin carving a lot, but these are not the designs I would choose. I'm a more traditional kind of gal. But, they ARE certainly frightening..

motherbumper said...

SBB - YES! Come on - who would it be? I'd smash Star first - even though she isn't on the show anymore, I'd just start with her because she always ticked me off so much...

If only the carver had done Elizabeth - because she'd come way before Star.

NME - I was looking for traditional patterns when I came across these monstrosities. I was so scared, I had to share...

Chag said...

I agree. I would smash Elizabeth first.

Someone has entirely too much time on their talented hands.

Tracey said...

Well, they ARE scary, which is the point of Halloween, right?

:)

Oh, The Joys said...

Are those the view ladies?

motherbumper said...

Excellent point Hottie - yes, those are the trolls, I mean ladies from The View (view of what I say? view from inside the box?)

kgirl said...

Elisabeth.

kittenpie said...

Jinkies. That is creepy. Didn't I tell you I can't take horror?

mothergoosemouse said...

Meredith. No bitch comes between me and my glass of wine.

Mrs. Chicky said...

Gah! Run away! Run away!!

(Barbara WaWa looks kinda good though.)

Kyla said...

Meredith. Because of what Julie said. Must have wine.

crazymumma said...

I dunno. But Bumper. JUST watched 28 Weeks Later.

gorefest.

something blue said...

Ok I'll smash Barbara. Take that for making all those celebrities cry.

b*babbler said...

Oh, where is Elizabeth Hasselback when you need her?

VICTORIA said...

Agree, scary! I would smash Barbara, THEN Elizabeth...if Rosie was an option, her first!