I know, I know, the problem is all mine. She's just a doll and we didn't need to let her in the house. Hell, most of the population doesn't have a beef with her like I do (right? or do you all dread her too?) I dunno, I'm just a little shocked that her fascination started this early.
On a related note but without the benefit of a segue: Barbie seems to have had a breast reduction but made up for it by having a butt lift. Hey ladies, what another word for pirate treasure? That's right folks, this girl has booty. Sadly, the anatomically clean nether regions have been replaced with disturbing unremovable flesh-tone fishnet panties.
I told you she was a hussy. Where did she get the money for the body work? She never does anything but lounge around in her PJs and listen to her iPod and watch TV all day (yes, she came with an iPod AND big screen tv). Plus who wears fishnet panties? Hussies - that's who. Sure, I can't remove them but I bet she can!
I need to get out more *smacks self in head*