SB said my travel mug looked like a wh*re.
I reeled in shock and confusion.
I'm totally over dramatic like that.
Give me a chance to freak, and I will - guaranteed - I will do a SUPER FREAK.
I replied "WHOR*? What the hell? Did you just call my travel mug a 'ho?"
He continued "It looks like something a stripper would carry if she carried a travel mug".
I was further confused because does that mean he equates strippers with 'hos?
That is a horrible assumption to make, in fact those two are barely associated in my humble opinion. A stripper is a dancer who catches a draft while collecting some bills, while a whor* is a person who tries to steal other people's mates and doesn't pay their bills because the rules don't apply to them. Damn freaks.
So I asked "is it the teeny tiny rhinestones that are driving you to insult my travel mug?"
He stared at it for a few more minutes and then replied.
"forget it, it looks like a flashlight... a flashlight who strips to pay the rent".
Dammit... he's right.