Monday, August 25

manic monday

First up, I'm so glad no one thought I was being all trailer park by being disgusted with the serving of pate as our main meal staple on board our flight last week. After I pressed publish, I thought OMG what if I look really gauche and everyone else is all like "holy low class there motherbumper, I don't think a flight is complete without the serving of pureed organ meat".

I mean - ewww... I can't deal with organ meat. If I was a cannibal I'd be totally like "pass the ribs Jefferey, you can have the liver". How about you? Wait... that isn't what I was going to post about.

to tell the truth I'm more of a toe nibbler

We had a our first date afternoon in EONS yesterday and we went to see that them there stoner movie Pineapple Express (loved it). When we arrived at the theatre, we had the choice of all the seats - there was not a soul to be seen - probably all at home, too stoned to find the theatre. Total chance to make out in the back row or what?

Yah, we totally took the "what". We made our usual choice of dead centre. As we walked up and then across the row we both noticed how the row in front of us had something all over one of the seats. When we finally plopped our butts down in the plum prime seats of middle-middle axis - movie theatre perfection, we were pleased to see the seat in front of us was completely wrapped in plastic wrap with tape ... kinda like a crime scene.

Oh well, if a few blood stains are going to keep some tall person or person with big hair sitting in front of us, it's well worth the ick factor. It was totally CSI complete with sexy low lighting. Except with the scent of butter and stale farts as opposed to intoxicating perfume mixed with formaldehyde, as I always imagined the set of CSI would be.

Anyhow, the weekend was perfect though extremely tiring. In fact it should have been a disaster from start to finish considering it started out headachey and hungover on one end and with barely a dent in the ToDo list at the end. But somehow it was perfect.

Yet here I am on a Monday morning and reality has set in. My ToDo list is exploding and enough to cry about and there is an inch of cat pee to be cleaned up off the hardwood floor - where it sat all night, under plastic because these cats are talented pissers... very very talented pissers indeed.

So here I am on a Monday morning, up to my elbows in cat piss but with a faint smile on my face. Too bad the smell wasn't faint but you can't win them all.


Kyla said...

I lost you at date...what is this "date" you speak of?

mamatulip said...

Here I am on a Monday morning, up to my elbows in cat shit.

It's a glorious life.

(LOVE the pics of Gigi. She is DELICIOUS)

Assertagirl said...

OMG this has nothing to do with this particular post but have you seen that SUV commercial featuring none other than CHUCK NORRIS?

for a different kind of girl said...

Honey, you're lucky your theater only smells of fart and butter (oh, but what if it were the magical butter farts?!)(forget what I just said there. I don't know what a butter fart is, nor do I think it would be magical). Our theater of choice smells of dirty underwear. Do not ask me how I know this. I am not proud, ok?

All this to say that I, too, had a movie date on Saturday. Dude barely held my hand, so after credits, I told him I had to use the bathroom and then I totally ditched him!

TentCamper said...

The joys of life!!!! Farts, butter, todo lists and PEE!!!!
actuallty...those are honestly 4 of my favorite sick am I?

sam {temptingmama} said...

I hear ya chick.

Effin' cats and their pee. Mine barfed on the door mat adn I missed stepping in it by an inch.

I no likey the cat no more.

nonlineargirl said...

I love pate, but I figure if someone else doesn't, all the better. More for me! And can I have the little pickles that go with it?

Immoral Matriarch said...

Can I have your kid? She's really cute. I'd like to eat her for dinner.

And I STILL haven't seen Pineapple Express! DAMN!

Ali said...

the saying the words 'organ meat' makes me want to hurl.

(i wouldn't last 5 days on survivor...)

Heather said...

What is this movie thing you're talking about?

kittenpie said...

Y'know, sometimes ditching the toDo list is totally worth the aftermath...

But date? Movie? Whuh?

mothergoosemouse said...

Your little girl is so darned cute.

Cat pee, on the other hand, gives me nightmares. Just reading your post, I can smell that lingering odor.

Stimey said...

That movie was one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. When they were in the woods... Funny, funny stuff.

Tracey said...

My freakin cats are pissers, too. Is it wrong that I count the potential years of their lives that I have to endure it?