Friday, October 5

Toy Story 3: Hashbrown

On this special episode of Most Wanted Criminals:

Thanks to all your tips, a major drug ring has been busted but cops still need your help. Australian authorities are still looking for the ringleader and head kahuna, P.D. Terre.

P.D. Terre (aka. The Spudfather) is a known global drug lord. Born in Idaho, raised in Price Edward Island, P.D. quickly rose through the ranks of la pelota, the infamous drug cartel.

Australian authorities recently busted one of his mules coming in from Ireland carrying more than 300 grams of ecstasy.

Maybe you can help us catch this loser and put him where he belongs.

An Australian customs officer who was interviewed but declined to give his name, said "mash him mate*. This scumbag deserves to be boiled, mashed, and slapped with sour cream".

Here is the most recent surveillance footage of suspect, P.D. Terre:


P.D. Terre has been known to quickly adapt and change his appearance with ease. Look closely at this photo from 2004, do you recognize him?



The only thing this loser can get right is changing his appearance. He turned 55 this year but he is very good at engaging and blending in with the younger crowd.


Being a man of low moral character - a real dirt sack - he has been known to disguise himself as a woman:


Let's catch this loser and make him pay!

Maybe you recognize his drug mule, who has been identified as E. Kartoffel of Germany:

If you have any information regarding P.D.Terre, contact the your local authorities.

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Yes folks, I've officially lost it but seriously: I don't make this stuff up - it's just served to me on a platter.

* my apologies to any(?) Australian readers. I doubt you say mash 'em mate or anything similar. In the rare event that I've hit on something real: if I've said something obscene, drop me a line, k?

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And I know I can't stop talking about it but have you been over to The League of Maternal Justice lately?

First off, today is the last day to send in your BF photos for the super-fantastic montage that will be up on Monday.

And holy heck, next week [10.10 @10am to be precise] is The Great Virtual Breast Fest! Are you in?

14 comments:

something blue said...

Hey, is sharing a brain considered environmental? Maybe that should just be mental!

We obviously have a thing for bad boys. I'd prefer to roast him.

frannie said...

I am in for the breast fest!

kittenpie said...

This was hilarious, MB. My poor throat is not thanking you, but my spirits are.

mothergoosemouse said...

I've seen P.D. Terre. CJ's speech therapist is harboring him.

Kyla said...

OMG! Hilarity!

This was sooo funny. I'm dying over here. Slapped with sour cream was a stroke of genius.

nomotherearth said...

Fry the guy, man. It's the only way to go.

crazymumma said...

well. I love how you are losing it.

Bloor West Mama said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

I agree with nomotherearth, giving him the oil is the only way to go.

Heather said...

Wow he really is great at diguises. I never realized that was a man under that flowered hat.

What scum.

Chag said...

Nicely done!

When I was young, my grandmother gave me an old-school Mr. Potato Head to play with. The pieces were metal that you stuck into an actual potato.

ewe are here said...

I admit it. We're harboring Mr Pomme de Terre in our abode.

Unless he has a twin brother.

heh heh

Lisa b said...

I looooove mr potato head.
at Disney there is a store where you can buy just parts. It's awesome.

Nora Bee said...

Hey, I think I dated that guy in my 20s!!

:-)

b*babbler said...

We're currently harbouring at least two of his partners in crime.

Turn me in, 'mate!