Day twenty: almost two-thirds cooked

Thank goodness for the advancements in photocopier technology.

I'm not quite sure how the conversation between husband and I came up but somehow we were discussing female anatomy and junior high health class during the Bumper sleep routine (right before last feed and rock, after bath time).

(why I felt I needed to tell you that? I'm not sure. Anyhow....)

I remember I was gossiping about the Cruise marriage this weekend, which led to husband talking about the danger zone and next thing I know the conversation switched to how to please a woman and what wasn't learned in health class.

Since I had no idea how husband learned that, we started talking about where he learned this important information. While I won't say where he learned it, he did say that is sure as heck wasn't from school health class.

He said the mimeograph of the female anatomy received during class was a copy of a copy of a copy and was so blurry, nothing was distinguishable. The Phys-ed teacher also doubled as the one who had to teach the boys the birds and the bees and he sure as heck didn't shed any light on things.

I thought it was hilarious because I thought he said the teachers name was Mr. Hand. It wasn't but I can't tell you how hard I was laughing when I kept picturing this guy teaching a 15 year old husband about that stuff.



So as I said, thank goodness for the advancements in photocopier technology because who knows how many boys out there are getting really really bad hand outs.