Tuesday, August 8

I fought the law and the law won..

Got back yesterday from a stint at the 'laws.

Bumper and I went swimming, strolling around town and doing the grandparent stuff. We also had a run in with the Branson, Missouri* version of the it Not Easy Being Green Dancers (see photo right). Sadly we did not run into Borat like last time but it was still a white-knuckle ride home nonetheless.

I'll post more on the visit later perhaps because we did have an interesting time that could make good post fodder. Anyhooo... in lieu of a real post I present a photo essay of signs from my weekend sojourn to my husband's home town.

not quite sure what this meant, but I'll assume it's a new bar in town
and a fun one at that

would you be able to drive by this without taking a picture?
I think not...

told you it was my husband's home town
(because they are obviously talking about him - get it? get it? hun? hun?)

So I have a lot of blog reading to catch up on, some organization of my thoughts is required, laundry, laundry, and then some more laundry, new sleep tactics for Bumper to try, parking tickets to pay (motherfuckers), Big Brother to catch up on (hell ya!) and baking of birthday cake for husband.

Man, I have a lot to do and talk about.

More later, more later.... right now I need sleep. Or to be more clear: Bumper needs some sleep.

mom... I think he's following me

I really, really missed you all. It's so nice to be back.

I'm pathetic. No I'm not. Yes I am. Whatever.

* I must clarify, we weren't in Branson but this was a travelling show of the NEBG Dancers which included a creepy impersonator of Kermit (aptly named Crazy Frog) and I don't even want to show you who played WonderBaby. Honest. It was poorly done.


Her Bad Mother said...

Fireworks? In my honour? You shouldn't have?!?!

Dude. You coming into town soon?

metro mama said...

Love it. Glad you're back! Now sleep!

kittenpie said...

Hey, I didn't know HBM was touring the southern states! And what a reception! She never tells me anything...

Welcome back, honey, now go check out the blog mamas site for news on the next gathering! Woo-hoo! I'll dance to that...

tania (urban_mommy) said...

Glad you're back! Can't wait to hear it all.

Bri said...

Welcome back, hope you had a good time, can't wait to hear about it.

Jezer said...

Welcome Back!!! We missed you!

Anything Branson-style has got to be good blog fodder if not downright frightening.

lildb said...

yeah! you're back. finally.

those photos are hilarious. as is your commentary.

and the girl.

ohhhh, that girl.

damn. how do you STAND it? her cute punim? how?