Thursday, June 15

FedEx Hell

Oh FedEx person, why do you hate me so? How do you know when I have left my abode? Do you lie in hiding, waiting until I exit with Bumper in the stroller, then run up, ring the buzzer and then leave your cheerful but maddening "door knocker". It says you will return. I call the 1-800 and they say you will return. They give me an 8 hour window. This is the window I currently sit in, waiting for your return. It's a beautiful day outside. And Bumper and I sit inside, waiting, waiting, waiting for your truck.


I swear momma, this package better be worth it. I have to try out my new hat.

to be continued...

2 comments:

Beth said...

ugh! That happens to me every time. Like, I really don't go out much, he can't make it then? He HAS to come when I leave for the odd occasion? I bet he sneaks in and leaves while I am in the backyard. Yah, thats it!
Hope your package comes soon!

Mother Bumper said...

Thank you Beth - I'm still waiting.... waiting.... is that him? Nope... still waiting...