tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post5204090676496131975..comments2023-10-17T07:37:34.297-04:00Comments on motherbumper: fudgemotherbumperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16053978199395919666noreply@blogger.comBlogger26125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-45341189939151199302008-02-13T13:34:00.000-05:002008-02-13T13:34:00.000-05:00Oh...I may be too late to chime in here, but two t...Oh...I may be too late to chime in here, but two things:<BR/><BR/>1) Let the shampoos sit on the head for three to five minutes - give the soap time to encapsulate the oils and carry it away.<BR/><BR/>2) Vinegar rinse.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(I only play a stylist on blogs - but I do actually work in a salon a few weekends a month for fun money, so I know.)Marlahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14371090863501343412noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-5490119388119209292008-02-05T09:28:00.000-05:002008-02-05T09:28:00.000-05:00I'm glad I came by this morning. I can't stop lau...I'm glad I came by this morning. I can't stop laughing, especially at that last pic.Taniahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09886049581948361060noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-84490806230888032402008-02-03T23:15:00.000-05:002008-02-03T23:15:00.000-05:00Comparing your daughter to Nick Nolte is beyond fu...Comparing your daughter to Nick Nolte is beyond funny!Chrishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05810156368520745972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-73484315103152343752008-02-03T21:25:00.000-05:002008-02-03T21:25:00.000-05:00Too funny.....I am soooo with you on the angry bad...Too funny.....I am soooo with you on the angry badger bathtime wrestling thing. <BR/><BR/>Although, my girl resembles more of a screeching owl or crazed cat in the bathtub, scrambling to get out, claws out for attack...Kris Underwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15054858521552867209noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-24877965711154037042008-02-03T14:52:00.000-05:002008-02-03T14:52:00.000-05:00Oh my GAWD. The side by side mug shots are KILLING...Oh my GAWD. The side by side mug shots are KILLING ME.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-20562957867054332532008-02-02T21:59:00.000-05:002008-02-02T21:59:00.000-05:00Oh my. I've used too much on Cordy when she was a ...Oh my. I've used too much on Cordy when she was a baby, but never that much cradle cap goo.<BR/><BR/>Dawn dishwashing liquid is gently and works well. Just be careful to not get it in her eyes. You might want to enlist the help of another adult.Christinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07345875955750219033noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-39273082308952100222008-02-02T02:31:00.000-05:002008-02-02T02:31:00.000-05:00You could slick it back into one of thos sleek 'do...You could slick it back into one of thos sleek 'dos worn by, say, Juliette Binoche or Jamie Lee Curtis in True Lies, and WORK IT, BABY! Or, you know, ponytail... <BR/><BR/>But have you tried actual detergent? Like dish soap? It might be the thing, because it is designed for lipid removal. One of those ones that is <I>tough on grease</I>, I would think.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-55689840522030659932008-02-01T22:47:00.000-05:002008-02-01T22:47:00.000-05:00That is hilarious. I laughed through that entire p...That is hilarious. I laughed through that entire post. <BR/><BR/>Funny now. Not so funny then. <BR/><BR/>So sorry.<BR/><BR/>And the quiet is the worst. There's always something going terribly wrong.the mama bird diarieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04248352454666306821noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-15351248434620160482008-02-01T19:34:00.000-05:002008-02-01T19:34:00.000-05:00very very funny... the pictures make it.reminds me...very very funny... the pictures make it.<BR/><BR/>reminds me of the time i came home from grocery shopping and asked the hubby sitting in front of his laptop where our son was.<BR/><BR/>"playing quietly in his room" turned out to be "covered head to toe in permanent blue marker".Mandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14586323120994967027noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-80067635028853184042008-02-01T17:07:00.000-05:002008-02-01T17:07:00.000-05:00Oh no! But I always wondered how he got his hair t...Oh no! But I always wondered how he got his hair to look like that....mystery solved, I guess!Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-1621524566740630662008-02-01T16:25:00.000-05:002008-02-01T16:25:00.000-05:00I've dealt with a similar scenario. Dawn dishwashi...I've dealt with a similar scenario. Dawn dishwashing soap did the trick.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-42071074998987411162008-02-01T14:54:00.000-05:002008-02-01T14:54:00.000-05:00That was hilarious! Got the 'down by the river' on...That was hilarious! Got the 'down by the river' one, SNL..hahaha!<BR/>My dtr got ahold of my eucerine cream when she was 1, she had it all over her body, and her hair. Just about the same struggle you are having! Enjoy! (Not really)VICTORIAhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01865127433977051612noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-51250300363978550202008-02-01T13:51:00.000-05:002008-02-01T13:51:00.000-05:00Try peanut butter. Oh wait that's for gum. Well ...Try peanut butter. Oh wait that's for gum. Well try it any way. Even if it doesn't work it'll be really funny. :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-18252446886155717092008-02-01T13:36:00.000-05:002008-02-01T13:36:00.000-05:00That is too funny! Is it possible to try washing ...That is too funny! <BR/><BR/>Is it possible to try washing the hair with Dawn? It's suppose to cut grease out of the way, you know.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04455637064686856773noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-42822673955002222572008-02-01T10:42:00.000-05:002008-02-01T10:42:00.000-05:00I have never had relations with that man - that's ...I have never had relations with that man - that's my story and I'm stickin' to it ;)<BR/><BR/>Now if it was Viggo... well that would be a different story.motherbumperhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16053978199395919666noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-30660491845258634812008-02-01T10:37:00.000-05:002008-02-01T10:37:00.000-05:00Quiet children are always up to no good. But does ...Quiet children are always up to no good. <BR/><BR/>But does SB know about you and Nick because I think you may have some 'splainin to do?ms bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-83250308266786036512008-02-01T09:25:00.000-05:002008-02-01T09:25:00.000-05:00That's funny. Very funny. For us, of course!The H...That's funny. Very funny. For us, of course!<BR/><BR/>The Happy Boy doesn't like having his hair washed either. Hates getting water in his eyes.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-24718492122511574742008-02-01T07:08:00.000-05:002008-02-01T07:08:00.000-05:00That's awesome. I mean, not for you, but for me a...That's awesome. I mean, not for you, but for me as a bystander? Priceless.<BR/><BR/>(Oh, and you didn't ask, but how we got around the hairwashing hatred? I started massaging her scalp to help her sleep at night... then I used the same technique when washing her hair. Now? She loves having her hair washed.)SciFi Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10479890087443823197noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-24002025463149014722008-02-01T06:50:00.000-05:002008-02-01T06:50:00.000-05:00The question is...why do you have cradle cap salve...The question is...why do you have cradle cap salve, hmmm? I know why I have it in the house. Is there something you're not telling us...???Run ANChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088821030860597465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-55624386105171784922008-02-01T00:11:00.000-05:002008-02-01T00:11:00.000-05:00ahahahaha. the story is good. the picture is GREAT...ahahahaha. <BR/>the story is good. the picture is GREAT.Alihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11127692699186571544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-73535086051049797992008-01-31T23:30:00.000-05:002008-01-31T23:30:00.000-05:00I am so sorry - sorry that I peed because I was la...I am so sorry - sorry that I peed because I was laughing so hard. <BR/><BR/>Bump makes a very compelling mug shot. And I am soooo glad (again, sorry) that I am not the only one who leaves the hairwashing until absolutely necessary and only when both parents are fortified with lots of coffee.karengreenershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02488069680575426742noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-66506263263596494662008-01-31T22:49:00.000-05:002008-01-31T22:49:00.000-05:00Hilarious!Hilarious!metro mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00461160881873679783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-24167329023085391442008-01-31T22:34:00.000-05:002008-01-31T22:34:00.000-05:00Oh no! The Nolte strikes again.Have you tried a d...Oh no! The Nolte strikes again.<BR/><BR/>Have you tried a dry shampoo? Or cornstarch? I've heard that works wonders. Oh, and Prell shampoo. Do they even still make that?Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-23766721081251071742008-01-31T22:30:00.000-05:002008-01-31T22:30:00.000-05:00ROFL.It could be worse. My son painted himself in...ROFL.<BR/><BR/>It could be worse. My son painted himself in nail polish once. That's a lot of fun to SCRUB off.<BR/><BR/>More recently he seems to absentmindedly draw on himself with Sharpie's.<BR/><BR/>Have you thought about a dandruff shampoo for the cradle cap? My son is ten and it comes back sometimes. Someone suggested Selsum Blue and it seemed to do the trick. You could try dishwashing liquid to cut the grease....If you were brave. Otherwise time heals all things right? :-) Time to change the nickname to nicker, or nolter...Crazy Computer Dadhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00050349204017128913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-28996550825698768282008-01-31T22:12:00.000-05:002008-01-31T22:12:00.000-05:00oh my.the bathtime wrestle is no fun.that sounds b...oh my.<BR/>the bathtime wrestle is no fun.<BR/>that sounds brutal.moplanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16998309937928231527noreply@blogger.com