tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post1920688118195180288..comments2023-10-17T07:37:34.297-04:00Comments on motherbumper: first stick, now icemotherbumperhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16053978199395919666noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-62979297187529588262007-08-09T12:26:00.000-04:002007-08-09T12:26:00.000-04:00Why did Bumper associate a hello Kitty purse with ...Why did Bumper associate a hello Kitty purse with Daddy? Just what is he up to when you're not around?<BR/>BTW, my son's favorite diss to the tots who incurred his not inconsiderable wrath in nursery school was "Douche bag."<BR/>The teacher told me about it in hushed tones and asked if perhaps my husband and his friends used such language around little Mister Potty Mouth.<BR/>I confessed that he learned it from me.<BR/>"I say it a lot when I'm driving," I told her.<BR/>I might just as well have blurted out that I drink the blood of innocent babes while paging through the Necronomicon.Jersey Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13246142027129014392noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-4956955622333333612007-07-25T22:48:00.000-04:002007-07-25T22:48:00.000-04:00My son had a thing about bird houses. He was so p...My son had a thing about bird houses. He was so proud of himself, beaming when he told me that "Birds sit on dicks, Mommy!" It was so hard not to laugh... The grandparents caught on quick, and corrected him...no, they sit on a perch!karenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09784333468824472072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-44323902224600192362007-07-23T16:33:00.000-04:002007-07-23T16:33:00.000-04:00The Boy had a really disturbing way of pronouncing...The Boy had a really disturbing way of pronouncing "truck" when he was younger. I am happy to report he grew out of it eventually.<BR/><BR/>You see a lot of trucks in one short walk.Run ANChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06088821030860597465noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-68020452537769739302007-07-22T22:38:00.000-04:002007-07-22T22:38:00.000-04:00I'm sorry you didn't get to relax and enjoy your b...I'm sorry you didn't get to relax and enjoy your birthday dinner. We will have to make up for it in Kalamazoo.<BR/><BR/>We haven't tried taking Cakes to dinner in so long. I'm not sure how she'd do.metro mamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00461160881873679783noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-15081028835993492022007-07-22T20:45:00.000-04:002007-07-22T20:45:00.000-04:00I LOVE IT. I wish I could have been on the subway ...I LOVE IT. I wish I could have been on the subway to hear that.mamatuliphttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02692442843330582571noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-45605983923240522792007-07-21T19:08:00.000-04:002007-07-21T19:08:00.000-04:00My best friends son recently came up to me and sai...My best friends son recently came up to me and said...<BR/><BR/>I like your titties...<BR/><BR/>Little did I knnow he was talking about my cats :)<BR/><BR/>And I am sure you have all heard about Sparkling Wiggles.... not that that's the best example...Jeniferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01307079683484637744noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-77738298112725042862007-07-21T12:28:00.000-04:002007-07-21T12:28:00.000-04:00Bumper loves ass. bwahhaha. I used to make Strawbe...Bumper loves ass. bwahhaha. <BR/><BR/>I used to make Strawberry say all those fun words over and over for my own entertainment. Sadly she learned how to pronounce them the right way.ms bluehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06997925420763913039noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-20427886062788325802007-07-21T07:53:00.000-04:002007-07-21T07:53:00.000-04:00I am so glad that you told this story. Cock is way...I am so glad that you told this story. Cock is way more interesting than phallus.Her Bad Motherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03535958887714152413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-69861128900834015372007-07-21T01:28:00.000-04:002007-07-21T01:28:00.000-04:00ahhhh.she is obviously recieving my emails after y...ahhhh.<BR/><BR/>she is obviously recieving my emails after you are in bed.<BR/><BR/>The teaching goes well. good job wee bumper. good job.crazymummahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04663148723513574331noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-43990769027338971652007-07-20T23:24:00.000-04:002007-07-20T23:24:00.000-04:00Oh, the hilarity! My nephew used to say "Fork." od...Oh, the hilarity! My nephew used to say "Fork." oddly...you know, swap the o for a u and the r for a c? So when he dropped his fork at restaurants he would scream f*ck! f*ck! f***********ck!!! until the waiter brought a new one. It was horrifying for his parents. Delightfully entertaining for me. :)<BR/><BR/>PS: I censored so you don't get any weird Hello Kitty + F*** hits on google. Hahaha!Kylahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03311014761113076785noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-4284047242053791562007-07-20T23:04:00.000-04:002007-07-20T23:04:00.000-04:00If that had been me sitting on the subway, you wou...If that had been me sitting on the subway, you would have seen me convulsing in an attempt to stifle the laughing.kittenpiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05215443551546036909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-60096538646815889502007-07-20T22:36:00.000-04:002007-07-20T22:36:00.000-04:00*snort*c'ock. Heh.I laugh because I have the same...*snort*<BR/><BR/>c'ock. Heh.<BR/><BR/>I laugh because I have the same problem. And because it's funny.Chicky Chicky Babyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18056206889322232109noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24927410.post-29404384813962514292007-07-20T22:32:00.000-04:002007-07-20T22:32:00.000-04:00Scooter did the very same thing with "clock." I w...Scooter did the very same thing with "clock." I would always respond to him with a positive (and louder than necessary), "Yes, that is a _clock_!" Now add "bridge" and "fork" and "frog" without the 'r.'Mousehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14704189465052882543noreply@blogger.com