the magic show

Hey, remember how my daughter likes to test the limits in local language laws and find out what words can be said, and which ones shouldn't be said - ever - even when the parental units crack a quick giggle smirk before handing out a warning or a reprimand?  Yes, well, one must find the humour and love the mouth on three, because three be a wily one.

Picture it, just after dinner, Gigi plans a magic show for her dad, allowing mom to sneak off and do some laundry (oh to have my own washer and dryer... and dishwasher... and maid but if I had to choose one, I'll take the washer and never return to the building's basement laundry ever again).

ANYHOW, if you are still awake after reading my boring lifestyle challenges:  Gigi planned a magic show and even set up chairs for her audience (stage: her bed).  She put on many shows, turning every thing (or so it seemed) in her room into something else, it was apparently an amazing show (I missed it but did hear the dialogue - which was also an amazing show and YES I'm getting there).

At one point during the show, apparently during the audience interaction segment (she's really organized folks), SB decided to ask G about the doll she was holding on stage.  She told him it was her daughter, so he inquired as to her daughter's name.


Gigi gave a sly look and softly said "As*y".  SB asked for clairification, to which she decided to not risk a warning and replied "Bassy".  She then proceeded to laugh and laugh and laugh.  And so did her dad.

I really hope she doesn't pull these stunts at nursery school.  I really, really hope she doesn't (oh you know she does but the denial ain't just a river in Eygpt ya' know).