Monday, March 17

Monday Morning Inspirational #50394

Holy Moley and some more, it's 10:45 and it feels like I've been parked in front of my laptop all day without finishing one freakin' thing I set out to do with any degree of satisfaction. That sucks the big one.

Not that I really did get to spend the entire day in laptopland, it just seems like whenever I wasn't tending to a sick person (SB), my parents (it was totally reciprocal or I would have kicked them to the curb), a leprechaun hopped up on that visit from my parents (who left for the safety of their own hotel), or tending to basic human functions and bare minimum for family duties - well I was in front of this laptop.

And I didn't even get my Monday Morning Inspirational up for your morning commute. I feel like I must have let somebody down. Beuller? Beuller?

Anyhow, I hope that by posting it tonight, it will make your Tuesday commute more confusing. Motherbumper aims to disorientate.

Without further whining, whinging, or gasping for air, I present Sir Norris and his inspirational thoughts for the day:

If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris can see you.
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only have seconds to live.

What is this to inspire you to do? I dunno, live in constant fear and you'll be more productive. Yup - you just witnessed a motherbumper brain cramp.

Wait! There's more. Remember last week's Chuck pic?

Because it's hard to resist a jean that stretches just so - due to a hidden gusset - this had to be shared with you fine folks.

I present the average man wearing his Chuck Norris endorsed designer denim:

It will knock 'em out BABY!

Gotta enlarge to enjoy the crotch shot.
[Editor: I'm sure that statement was probably completely unintentional but I'm leaving it in for your reading amusement.]

Is it just me, or do you think that Chuck may have hand picked the model himself?

Chuck at the go-see for denim model: "It's like looking in a mirror - you are almost the most handsome manly man ever - you're hired!".


Kate said...

ok, this made my night. And possibly, my week.

daysgoby said...


Loving the crotch shot. Bet Chuck was jealous he didn't get to do it.

But then again, the model had to wear a shirt.

the mama bird diaries said...

Did chuck get any green beer today.

Because I didn't.

And now St. Patrick's Day is just ruined.

nomotherearth said...

Wow, I gotta get me some of them action jeans.

Backpacking Dad said...

Ditto on feeling as though I was in front of the laptop all day. I clearly wasn't: drop wife at work, breakfast out, story time, "Horton Hears a Who", pick wife up, Corned Beef and Cabbage out.

I think that because it was St. Patrick's day there were an extra few hours in the day, just to make us feel unproductive.

mamatulip said...

He is totally packin' it down there.


And you know what? It WORKS.


Heather said...

Now THAT's some action.

kgirl said...

you totally slay me.

Janet said...

Huh. Chuck and I have the same vest. He's totally rocking it with the hairy chest, though.

Wait...isn't that Chuck Norris in the jeans ad? I'm so confused.

Denguy said...

Jeez, you and Chuck.

Chicky Chicky Baby said...

I love me some Chuck crotch.

Okay, not really.