Not that I really did get to spend the entire day in laptopland, it just seems like whenever I wasn't tending to a sick person (SB), my parents (it was totally reciprocal or I would have kicked them to the curb), a leprechaun hopped up on that visit from my parents (who left for the safety of their own hotel), or tending to basic human functions and bare minimum for family duties - well I was in front of this laptop.
And I didn't even get my Monday Morning Inspirational up for your morning commute. I feel like I must have let somebody down. Beuller? Beuller?
Anyhow, I hope that by posting it tonight, it will make your Tuesday commute more confusing. Motherbumper aims to disorientate.
Without further whining, whinging, or gasping for air, I present Sir Norris and his inspirational thoughts for the day:
If you can't see Chuck Norris, you may only have seconds to live.
What is this to inspire you to do? I dunno, live in constant fear and you'll be more productive. Yup - you just witnessed a motherbumper brain cramp.
Wait! There's more. Remember last week's Chuck pic?
Because it's hard to resist a jean that stretches just so - due to a hidden gusset - this had to be shared with you fine folks.
I present the average man wearing his Chuck Norris endorsed designer denim:
It will knock 'em out BABY!
Gotta enlarge to enjoy the crotch shot.
[Editor: I'm sure that statement was probably completely unintentional but I'm leaving it in for your reading amusement.]
Is it just me, or do you think that Chuck may have hand picked the model himself?
Chuck at the go-see for denim model: "It's like looking in a mirror - you are almost the most handsome manly man ever - you're hired!".