Theme: Mardi Gras!
Bumper is getting ready for MARDI GRAS! To answer your question before you even ask (because at motherbumper, we anticipate your needs and desire for answers): Yes, she will flash you for cheap jewellery and chocolate chips.
It's not really a party until somebody gets nekkid and puts a lampshade on their head.
BTW - I'll flash in exchange for doing my laundry and cleaning my baseboards (which are beyond dusty, they now contain a microsociety of dust beasts that I sense are plotting against us... they just seem to ooze evil... and dust).
I'm off to ignore the growing (and possibly alive if I don't do something soon) pile of laundry and (really grotty) baseboards.
The party never stops here in motherbumper land!
15 comments:
Dusty baseboards. Laundry spilling out of the hamper...
Are you sure you're not at my house?
Ohhh lol that's the spirit! I like the second photo I think it's so silly..;) My WW is here take a peak if you get a chance..;)
I hate baseboards!!! ACK!
And laundry. Ugh.
I'm doing the same thing today, except replace baseboards with "finding the floor in KayTar's room".
I cleaned out a corner pile yesterday. GOD. The dust.
Bills from 2006. I may shoot my husband, who think it's funny.
LOVE the lampshade!
god, I have to clean tonight too - I have a friend coming over tomorrow who is a neat freak, if you can believe it! I bet it won't be nearly so much fun. Maybe if I get nekkid first?
Hey - I think word ver is making a comment on that last thought - my word is ughle. Humph.
Way to get into the groove there!
And come dust my baseboards when you're done. I don't think they've seen the light of day in years!
I've got an inkling that you've flashed for less in the past. She doesn't get it from nowhere, ya know.
Post a picture of you flashing and I'll post one of me cleaning.
Cute i love those props lol! they are enjoying what they're doing i am sure of that. Happy WW!
Totally Worn Out
The Future Pianist
You can clean baseboards?? I thpught you just throw them out when they get dirty.
our current place is so white trash we don't even have baseboards... did i mention thank god we're moving??
You're supposed to clean baseboards?
Damn it.
I didn't know we were supposed to clean our baseboards. Shit.
I'd rather scrub the toilet.
Or walk around naked with a lampshade over my head.
I went to Tulane and when I was cleaning out my mom's attic, I found the BEST mardi gras beads.
You know the kind you have to really work for.
There was no way I was throwing those bad boys out.
Mardi Gras rocks. Laundry sucks.
Cleaning baseboards! Whoa, you are sounding like a real mother. You better flash someone and put a lampshade on your head.
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